21 Jokes and Memes Only Catholics Will Get

Hi there! It's Alexis. As you know, Catholics always try to be nice to one another and never make fun of Jesus.

So we might have to go to Confession after this.

Read at your own risk!

Jesus: Come forth and you shall receive eternal life.
Unfortunately, Peter came fifth and won a toaster.

What do you call a priest who eats half a donut? A partial indulgence!



















Jesus: Whoever has never sinned may throw the first stone
*rock hits Jesus in the head*
Jesus: Mom!

Mary arrives at the golden gates and says, "I assume this is Heaven?"

Who suggested the use of potato chips instead of bread for the Eucharist? A lay's person.

What will happen if the pope canonizes the wrong person? It doesn't matter because it saint going to happen!

What do you call holy bread? Jesus crust.

What happened when Moses got a headache? God gave him some tablets. 

If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what do you think she'd do for a root beer?

What did Moses say when he came down the mountain and saw his followers worshipping a golden calf? Holy cow!

Need an ark to save two of every kind of animal? I Noah guy.

What do you get when you mix castor oil and holy water? Religious movement.

I hope you enjoyed these hilarious jokes!

-Alexis