Silly Saturday | March 31, 2018

Hi! Alexis here.

Here are some mouse jokes, in honor of one of my favorite books, Despereaux.

1. What did the mouse say when it saw a bat?
Mom! I see an angel!
2. What's the hardest thing about milking a mouse?
Getting it to fit over the bucket!
3. Which mouse was a Roman Emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
4. Why do mice have long tails?
They'd look silly if they had long hair!
5. What does a twelve pound mouse say to a cat?
Here, kitty kitty!

I hope you liked these!